Just a running list of funny ideas I’ve had over the years as I encounter them in my journals.
Mullet prevention = scissors
Get in shape by making common items heavier.
A vibrator that you set to a certain frequency so it’s always a surprise
Dildo + Go = Dilgo!
QVC Man and woman are promoting the remote control that doubles as an intimate vibrator/dildo contraption. As they demonstrate how to use it, switching channels her hair becomes more disheveled and sweaty.
Beer splash guard for face, neck and chest…or knee.
The Thimble! Are people at the office suspicious about the callouses on your thumbs? Introducing the thimble: Nimble thumbs for crack smoking fools!
A professional speaker who’s an only success is staying positive even in perpetual failure.
Do you guys ever use that Icy Hot for a backache? The stuff works by distraction!!
If you are gonna sing like a bird, why don’t you fly away like one too?