(Last Updated On: November 15, 2020)

Mommy, what is Tuesday?

Tuesday is a day of the week, like yesterday was Monday, tomorrow is Wednesday…

But mommy, WHERE is Tuesday?

WHERE is Tuesday? Tuesday is today.

But WHERE is it?

It’s here, it’s now, now it is Tuesday.

Oh…Where is Wednesday?

Wednesday is tomorrow.

But WHERE is tomorrow?

Tomorrow is in the future.

(short pause)

Mommy, WHERE is the future?

Other Funny Things the Kid Says

I’m a great dog trainer but I don’t train for regular commands like sit, stay, or any of that. I’m training Lady to be in the circus. She can jump through fire to poop in the house.

Nate Z.

Early writings….

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